Me and my friend spend a few hours hunting lowbies in Stranglethorn today. We managed to get a war started and as usual alliance sucked.

But later on we travelled north to Westfall. We found this lonely dwarf paladin farming Harvest golems, was a little sad. Not flagged, we just stood there waiting for him to attack. But the poor guy used divine protection and ran away, hoping to get away from us without dying. We ran behind him for a couple of minutes and he just ran and ran and ran with no destination. Then finally he stopped and looked at us, only to run a little more until he reached the ocean. Since we were both mounted we just watched him swim further out until he was out of sight.

So basically, we forced this poor young promising dwarf paladin to drown himself and leave this world. R.I.P little dwarf dude, and I'm really sorry I made your character run for 5 minutes straight into nowhere. :(

I lol'd :<

Neeeeh, no need to apologize.

I lol'd xD

question is why did he run when not flagged for PVP? o.O

;)

:'(

I must confess as well. I chased a dwarf warrior all from Gadgetzan, AROUND Tanaris, into Un'Goro only to explit a ledge and CoEx him and dot him up.

I don't know what came over me. I feel really bad about it. I just hope his family can forgive me for eating his intestines afterwards.

Great news!

Let's all celebrate
*Gives everyone a beer and starts dancing on the table*

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Q u o t e:
I lol'd xD

question is why did he run when not flagged for PVP? o.O

;)

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Well that was why we continued and not just killed him on the spot. I guess he thought he managed to flee from us but really I was laughing like hell watching his dwarvish butt bounce (....did I say that?).

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Q u o t e:
I lol'd xD

question is why did he run when not flagged for PVP? o.O

;)

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He was obviously a newbie that wouldn't even know what "pvp flagged" meant if you started talking about it.

Chasing Gnomes is actually a time honoured sport, I believe Alexander the Great did it on an elephant.

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stopped reading here.

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Don't shoot the messenger

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Q u o t e:

stopped reading here.

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Do you feel insulted when someone makes fun of "the alliance"?

What are you gonna do if the next time you see that little dwarf hes level 70 in full gladiator gear and forces YOU to swim out to sea, ey? ey? bet you didn't think of that when you were watching his dwarven ass bounce


I wonder if he swam far enough out to drown from fatigue lolll

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nope, I just dont see the reason why people generalize from some encounters they had with the opposite faction, that all of them must be complete idiots.
especially people playing horde seem to like to apply that trait (lol I generalized! )

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"As always" indicating that every time OP started a war in STV, the alliance sucked. That's not generalising, that's stating a fact OR blatantly lying. Neither of which can be proven by us at this point so I'll take OP's word for it that it's true.

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nope, I just dont see the reason why people generalize from some encounters they had with the opposite faction, that all of them must be complete idiots.
especially people playing horde seem to like to apply that trait (lol I generalized! )

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Alliance does usually suck. So does hordes aswell usually.

Is saying the truth really that offensive?

LOL

I can just imagine this dorf running, looking over his shoulder, beads of perspiration forming on his bald spot amidst the orange hair with 2 hordies charging him down, herding him into possibly a group of murlocs. Yes, even the dorf buttocks run animation gets into that picture.

Who the hell rolls dwarf anyway, their animations are ugly as sin.

Shouldn't laugh, but can't help it lol.