Greetings and salutations dear Hordelings.
In assosiation with the Zylophian Scholars, I King Zylopfa, is proud to present
"The Telaarian Gentlemens Game" (TGG).

TGG Is a game for true gentlemen and ratslayers alike, its easy to learn, fun and
challenging to play.

The game is played at the town of Telaar on the platform housing the rat fleemaster,
below the platform on the first floor is an inn which is also used as an objective in this game.

To get you started in this game, I will first present you with the Game Field with all its markings:
http://zyloshand.globalcontrol.biz/members/memberfiles/44/picturepost/teaariangames.jpg

The rules:

The game starts off with the flighmaster being killed, this is called "teeing off", the hordeling to
land the deadly blow will be the first to act in the game. He is refered to as the "Hammer".

Now the games begin, hopefully some alliance rats will land, and as they do so its the
"Hammer"'s job to execute the rat, in such a way that it land on the marked tiles (check map of gamefield).
Be aware that its solely the hammer who will be killing the first alliance rat, if others interfere they get penalty for 5 minutes and will sit in the water jars in the upper part of the gamefield.
Rats killed outside marked tiles and areas, will only award 10 points.

Should the hammer die in his attempt to kill the alliance rat he will be penalized with -20 point + the amount of points indicated by the tile he dies on.

The next "Hammer" is choosen by a roll with the dice, only hordelings who haven't had their turn will be rolling. When all have had turns, the game starts over with the order decided by the rolls.

Before the game begins its decided how many points thats played for, on busy days it can be up to as many as 500.

When a "Hammer" has reached the max amount of points, he has to yell "GOIBON UDEN LO!"
, and hurry into the inn (on the first floor of the gamefiled), and quickly kill the innkeeper.
If he succeeds to land the final blow to this ratkeeper he is the winner of the game!
Should his fellow gentlemen however beat him to it, he will loose half of his points and the next in line will be the new Hammer.

When the flightmaster re-ress a new inning will commence, and the hordeling to land the deadly blow will once again be the "Hammer".
Killing the flightmaster will also result in points given to the killer, so stand strategically when going for the kill, for max points.

If the supply of rats are abundant a condition of mayhem is declared by the current Hammer, by yelling "BUR!!", and killing will commence in an unorderly facion.
The players will be given points as usual, but its only the ones who land deadly blows who gets the points.

The Telaarian Gentlements Game can be played with as little as 2 players and can be played in both teams and free for all variants.

Let The Games Begin!
King Zylopfa The Omnipresent

Its for Gentlemoos aswell ;D

Hail the mighty king for his wonderful means of entertainment!

So....Alliance can kill you easy, so you better watch out mate

Thank god for PVE-servers.

cool, look's liek it could be great fun ^^

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Q u o t e:
Thank god for PVE-servers.

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You don't know what you're missing ;)

And congratulations on making the front page once again dear Zylo <3 I can't wait to try out this game (although I'm not gentle or a man but we'll figure something out ^^)

This undead gentleman will have whoopy good time tonight playing this dandy game.

Oh and if I might add: Gnomes should be worth twice as much and Night elf males should be worth absolutely no points.

Kind regards,
Mister A. the Unholy

This sounds like a jolly good game, old beanie.

Just wanna give my salutes to the one who succeds in making a poor out of date pvp gnume happy (I liked world pvp more than I like BG's)

Keep up the good and creative work!

:)


/sorrythatthealliancerathijacksyourthreadwithsomethinglikethis

I may not be horde, but I'll be looking forward to being a sport and playing in this game. Zylo, you are certainly a character. Make more games like this ^_^

I look forward to playing with you soon ;)

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Greetings and salutations dear Hordelings.
In assosiation with the Zylophian Scholars, I King Zylopfa, is proud to present
"The Telaarian Gentlemens Game" (TGG).

TGG Is a game for true gentlemen and ratslayers alike, its easy to learn, fun and
challenging to play.

The game is played at the town of Telaar on the platform housing the rat fleemaster,
below the platform on the first floor is an inn which is also used as an objective in this game.

To get you started in this game, I will first present you with the Game Field with all its markings:
http://zyloshand.globalcontrol.biz/members/memberfiles/44/picturepost/teaariangames.jpg

The rules:

The game starts off with the flighmaster being killed, this is called "teeing off", the hordeling to
land the deadly blow will be the first to act in the game. He is refered to as the "Hammer".

Now the games begin, hopefully some alliance rats will land, and as they do so its the
"Hammer"'s job to execute the rat, in such a way that it land on the marked tiles (check map of gamefield).
Be aware that its solely the hammer who will be killing the first alliance rat, if others interfere they get penalty for 5 minutes and will sit in the water jars in the upper part of the gamefield.
Rats killed outside marked tiles and areas, will only award 10 points.

Should the hammer die in his attempt to kill the alliance rat he will be penalized with -20 point + the amount of points indicated by the tile he dies on.

The next "Hammer" is choosen by a roll with the dice, only hordelings who haven't had their turn will be rolling. When all have had turns, the game starts over with the order decided by the rolls.

Before the game begins its decided how many points thats played for, on busy days it can be up to as many as 500.

When a "Hammer" has reached the max amount of points, he has to yell "GOIBON UDEN LO!"
, and hurry into the inn (on the first floor of the gamefiled), and quickly kill the innkeeper.
If he succeeds to land the final blow to this ratkeeper he is the winner of the game!
Should his fellow gentlemen however beat him to it, he will loose half of his points and the next in line will be the new Hammer.

When the flightmaster re-ress a new inning will commence, and the hordeling to land the deadly blow will once again be the "Hammer".
Killing the flightmaster will also result in points given to the killer, so stand strategically when going for the kill, for max points.

If the supply of rats are abundant a condition of mayhem is declared by the current Hammer, by yelling "BUR!!", and killing will commence in an unorderly facion.
The players will be given points as usual, but its only the ones who land deadly blows who gets the points.

The Telaarian Gentlements Game can be played with as little as 2 players and can be played in both teams and free for all variants.

Let The Games Begin!
King Zylopfa The Omnipresent

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You are my god damn hero.

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Q u o t e:


You are my god damn hero.

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ya*hugs felbringer*
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Ive killed flightmasters tons of times though, and alliance
1; never fly there before hours later
2; are not pvp
3; do not try to attack me or my friends
._.
/cry
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we used to linger around places like Southshore for maybe half an hour, setting up campfires and killing guards when they respawned
;_;

after this, you should do a all lvl one version. it would be funny!

Zylo its alright to play games like that but dont gank with a whole guild 2 people .... thats just pathetic.
and you guys are not pvpers ... if you are Go and play in the battlegrounds thats a little garden for you guys to play at !

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Q u o t e:
Zylo its alright to play games like that but dont gank with a whole guild 2 people .... thats just pathetic.
and you guys are not pvpers ... if you are Go and play in the battlegrounds thats a little garden for you guys to play at !

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Please stop your mindless blathering in an otherwise serious thread.
Its understandable that you are mad and enraged when you get killed over and over again,
but please make your own thread about it and stop trolling this one.

ANd for the record, we are a World PvP guild.

Hail And K!LL
King Zylopfa the Omnipotent

Can i come and play whit you guys....? I can bring some friends to so the game get some what more intresting

the alli keep raiding on cross roads why its not the only place to raid you know i am playing a lvl 11 in it and when i finsh a quest the person im going to is dead !

This sounds like some jolly good fun ol' chap!