So as the title says : SWAT IS BACK IN TOWN
Since I’m too lazy to retell all the rules of this game, cause my hard drive with the data of SWAT is *#%%ed up, I will try to explain the game as “brief” but understandable as possible, to those pity ones, who missed the game some months ago, or those who, don’t remember anymore.
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What’s SWAT
Made a trailer about the game. So if you are too lazy to read this crab below, watch it, you will know what it is all about. (don't expect any good movie tbh^^)
http://files.filefront.com/Grendizer___The_Assassin/;5021889;;/fileinfo.html
SWAT (Stop With Alliance Toons) is a game, where you, be it Horde or Alliance, hire me to kill any Alliance player. I know, I know, why hire me, when you can kill it on your own. It’s just about the little rp-element. After I killed the target, I will screenshot it and post it on forum, with a little story. I may also fraps it, trying to make a movie someday. Everyone knows the legendary Hunmajk mission :D Maybe that’s how it will look like, with a little less whine though. Here’s linkzor (once again, but so you see how it will look like).
http://files.filefront.com/Cry_me_a_riveravi/;5105170;;/fileinfo.html
SWAT is just two add some fun to our server. You will have your own contract killer on Ragnaros. So if you got an alliance which I should add on my KOS list, contact me.
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Some things you should know, before contacting me.
1) I kill everyone from 1-60 :D (yeah I changed that)
2) I won’t corpse camp (too lazy)
3) I won’t do any emote, but if you want me to say something on the screenshot, I will. (try to be mature, but funny)
4) I won’t accept more then 1 target at a time from you. (too lazy again)
5) I need exact name, guild, class and race. (…well I got this addon…pretty handy…it alerts me when someone from my KOS list is beeing targeted)
6) I only kill targets outside of bg’s. (past missions showed, that it wasn’t what my customers wanted)
7) Goal of the game is to ss the dead target. How I get him down, doesn’t matter, as long as I, or my team, killed him. If possible I ss my combat log aswell. So don’t expect any fair 1vs1 duels and crap.
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Is this service for free?
OFC NOT. What do you think? I’m not the welfare. Or do you want my children to suffer hunger pain? No? Well then…gimme ya gold.
Alliance pay me via Tanaris AH. Horde can pay via mail or trade. I will get payment after the ss is on forum. I will contact you again to tell you when I will put something in the AH.
Prices depend of the targets’ lvl.
1-19 = 1g
20-39 = 2g
40-59 = 3g
60 = 4g
Alliance will get a 20% reduction :D. It’s obvious why. Nothing enjoys us hordies more, than seeing, that you hate your kind as much as we do. And believe me…we really really really hate you.
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How can you contact me?
By phone ofc. Call 555-GANKANOOB.
Alliance and Horde can contact me via MIRC. Nick is “Grendizer” ofc. Horde can also contact me via ingame-mail or just whisper me. You need to contact me personally, not a friend of yours. Have all the information ready, when doing so.
Unfortunately, I’m not that active anymore as I was before, due to work and some stupid rl issues. Still I got some time. So please be patient, when I don’t kill ur target in the first days. For some targets I took 1-2 weeks to finally get them down. Also I’m not all the time on MIRC, so maybe watch at different times for me. I won’t be online in the morning for sure. Best chances are around 2 pm and around 9 pm.
Also be aware that some targets may be harder to kill, be it because they only come online for raids, idle in IF all the time, or whatever. I will do my best to hunt and kill them.
As always, all suggestions are welcome. If you have any questions, post them here, I will answer them asap, and edit the thread every now and then for update.
This Monday, SWAT will be back.
P.S. Fried frog legs with garlic sauce ftw.
Credits go 2 Panos @ Twilight's Hammer. He came up with that game. I just took it 2 my server.
Sincerely, your friendly neighbourhood, Grendizer
