Hello everybody, this post is made as a plea for blizzard, to try and pu stop to the masacre that is going on for months, in Dalaran, a civilized city, which supossedly is a peacefull one.
Is about the ppl who literally pop all their cooldowns , army of the dead, whirlwind, trinkets, bolts, and nuke one poor defensless creature, the Dalaran squirell.
Why are you doing that? She is so funny, running arround from place to place in search for her friends, food or whater, untill this heartless dk's, mages, locks, warriors and alikes come and end his existance with one big blow, day after day after day after day.
I mean, why do you have to do that? Did the squirell means a threat to you? If you feel like killing something , go kill Dalaran rats! They are carying and spreading diseases ( guess what class do this just like rats does), go kill the shark. But leave the squirell alone.
She means no harm, with her little eyes, full of life and happiness, bouncing from here to there, untill YOU apear!
Sugestion for Blizzard , please make the Dalaran squirell who is near the fountain unatackable, or, if is impossible to do that due to the game design, make it so, if somebody kill it, she will return to life as a Squirle Boss, level ??, who is going to pop all his cooldowns and kill during 15 seconds all beeings in Dalaran, cleaving and spiting fire, and all these ppl will lose 50 % durability on their purples gear, and upon killing a player, the squirell boss will yell " you die because >name< killed me, time to pay!
Stop killing the squirell please!

I think it'd work better if the squirrel was just turned into a level ?? Boss creature without changing it's name or model. Imagine the surprise when someone attacks it thinking "Oh just a squirrel" and then gets one-shot by a thrown acorn.

Why is the squirrel not under the same restriction players are of not being able to attack others?

Surely the squirrel is protected by the mages of dalaran, how else could it survive year after year in dalaran?

I support protecting the squirrel.

The squirrel army will be the death of us all! Forget arthus and the scourge, it pales in comparison!

We must strike now before it's too late!

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I think it'd work better if the squirrel was just turned into a level ?? Boss creature without changing it's name or model. Imagine the surprise when someone attacks it thinking "Oh just a squirrel" and then gets one-shot by a thrown acorn.

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Tbh, make it the "Cataclysm-event", a few days before it comes live, just to show what the Cataclysm has done to Azeroth.

Just to piss off the people in Dalaran. <3

This is a serious post, when i get to stay idle in dalaran, near the fountain, just chating, all of the sudeen i hear her last cry, that sound is soo heart cuting, is then when i know the squirell got a crit again. Seriously, can you bare that death sound?

Hi there, i feel that there is hope for our little friend, let the squirell live, or let it anihilate the ppl who dare to pop cooldowns near her. And, there are more then one in Dalaran? I didi't kew it, this is indeed a masacre amongst squirell race. Untill they will be back... to claim justice.

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Hahaha... Now that I think about it, I have actually never seen a Dalaran squirrel that wasn't dead :-)

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You kill them too don't you? Meanie :(

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Hahaha... Now that I think about it, I have actually never seen a Dalaran squirrel that wasn't dead :-)

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I dont think its funny :P if your not going to defend them lest give dala Squirrel's equal lvl 80 skills to defend themselfs

1001 Uses for Holy Nova

28 - Sterilse your cookware
29 - Eradicate Squirrel
30 - Look twinkly at night

Squirrels can be deadly when cornered, they simply must be destroyed.

ITS A TRAP! look into its cute little eyes.. hes a spy of the lichking you all know it!

More worrying is how the squirrels in dalaran are apparently able to change sex at any time.

Well now here'a a thought, Dalaran is the province and protectorate of the Kirin tor.

Krasus is one of the principles of the Kirin Tor, but also Korialstrasz, prime consort to Alexstrasa "aspect of life".

Why shouldn;t that poor defenseless squirrel on attack gain the benefits Alezstrasa's boon. giving that Poor squirrel the same Hp's as Alexstrasa for the duration of being attacked (tyr killing it now :p)

You also have the person doing the attacking whispered by Alexstrasa, saying I'm watching you mortal, life is precious...

If the person then continues to attack, the squirrel gets the "nuts" buff, where ir throws enchanted acorns at all attackers every second, doing 10,000 damage per acorn, for 10 seconds, should you manage to survive the onslaught, you get a new achievement called

Nutter, along with the title Nutter.

Well I'm not popping my cooldowns on that little thing, but when I see him at the Alliance side bank, I do just slap a quick Icy Touch on him. Something about critters... they are just begging to be squished, I can't help it.

It's not my fault, I just put up a blizzard next to him, if he runs into it it's his own fault.

I personally take great place in throwing Saronite Bombs at said squirrel.